Things are...changing. Almost everything seems...weird now. I've decided to start a newsletter to, I guess, elaborate on this awesome new VIBE that seems to be emerging. In essence, it feels as if life is the internet and internet is life. I personally hate this, but I have decided to give in to The Web in the hopes that it will start giving as much as it’s taking from my stinky little life. I can’t, in good conscience, start a TikTok (would become a threat to myself and others) and Instagram fucking sucks. SO! Here I am, updating you about ~my life~, what’s been “up”, and ways in which you can support my flat-ass if you feel so inclined. I promise I will post only once a week, if that, and that whatever I post here will be “interesting-sauce”.
Now, THE NEWS:
I’M RECORDING A COMEDY ALBUM IN SAN FRANCISCO ON JANUARY 25th! IT’S PART OF SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST! OKAY!!!!
This is very good news. One of my all time favorite comedians, Eugene Mirman, is opening the show. DID YOU KNOW: When I was in high school I’d visit Eugene’s MySpace page often and take note of whatever song was playing on his profile, then would immediately fart over to Limewire and download that song? Anyway, that’s how I know who The Essex Green is or whatever. Pretty Good Friends (Eugene’s comedy record label) is putting out the album, which is also great. Check them out and buy all their shit. You can buy tix to the recording right HERE. Whoa.
I’M ALSO ON 2 OTHER SKETCHFEST SHOWS ON 1/26!
TIX CAN BE FOUND HERE & HERE. Very nice…
I DIRECTED A MUSIC VIDEO FOR EMILY FREMBGEN! MY FRIEND!
Now THIS is what’s up, tbh. I love Emily Frembgen and I’m so glad she let me make a vid for her fantastique song “Fentanyl”. I’ve never directed anything before this so I’m very proud of how it turned out, not to toot my own taters or anything…
Produced by da gawd Kate Sweeney and DP’d by sweet sweet Johnny Frohman, both great directors in their own right. Now that’s…WHAT’S UP.
I WAS IN A MOVIE!
It’s true. I play MOM in a movie about DADS. Need I say more? After a successful run of screenings at Alamo Drafthouses around da country and a few festivals here n’ there, Dad & Step-Dad is now available to stream on NoBudge. We love NoBudge, don’t we folks? If you don’t have access to NoBudge I’ve been told the movie will stream elsewhere SOON, so keep an eye out. Fuck!
I NEED A JOB!
This is neither here nor there, but I just thought I’d put it out…there. Would be great to…have a job again… :)
BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG NONSTOP LATELY…
This lady Claudia straight up called her album JESUS CRISTO which is very funny to me. It’s kinda like if I named my next comedy album JERRY SEINFELD or OBAMA or something. The song is so good…it makes you feel like you JUST figured out what to do with the rest of your life and now you’re kinda scared but ultimately so excited? AnyWHOOO this song starts with a line that translates to “Don’t trust anyone over 30” and I agree actually. I’m 23, so….
Thanks for catching up with me and I hope to talk to you soon. In the meantime, I continue to love you and appreciate you and everything you do. I swear to God!